Hey-Ho.

It's been a while, it sure has. While I type on my cmptr, I can't help but wonder...

Duhhhh, Movies were better with Nimoy...

I, as you know, am not a nerd or a commenter, so I forced comic book guy to write this movie review for me.


I went to see Terminator Salvation. I can say it's the worst movie ever. Scharznegger doesn't even participate for more than 55 seconds! And what is it with Christian Bale? I'll f@#$^# tell you, Mr. Bale, that swearing in movies rated PG-13 is not really recommended, so the next time you say some kind of chilli crap, you better look out for lawyers.
And yes, I has nothing to do with Terminators 1 2 3, because it absolutely Sucks! If they wanna do a prequel, or even a sequel or mid-quel, they better call J.J Abraams, who truly CARES about NOT RUINING A FRANCHISE!
Stupid razza-frazzing no good for nothing jerks...
And who can forget RUMORS OF A TERMINATOR 5 with a time-traveling John Connor!
Oh, this ends tonight.
CBG OUT.


Thank you, CBG, for saying something that I can hardly understand.

I will never ride a plane anymore...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, why won't Jorge Garcia respond to my comments? I read his BLOG and I watch his SHOW! If he knew how much I cared for him....
Tell ya why I'm acting like this...
It all started a few weeks ago, when this guy named Dean made a post in his BLOG about LOST, that TV show with that dreamy long-haired guy.....ARRRRRRRRR!
Then this guy from the TV show saw it and he liked it, so everyone was shocked...
He liked the way he looked on MY show, so why doesn't he talk to me? He only comments on DEAN'S blog...
Why is he so special? Don't answer.
Ah, shut up.





I like movie stars...

Punx....

So I was browsing on Blospot (Can't get used to Blogger, kinda sucks) and I found this copy-cat! His name is Dean Fraser, and he Simpsonizes stuff. How did he find my name? I'm gonna tell you, whenever you see someone pretending to be me, ask them to stop. If they don't....uh....tell me! I know this blog isn't famous and I'm a heavy fat drinker (Why???), but if you can advertise my blog, I'll thank you! Anyway, back to Springfield Punx, or whatever.... He makes these kind of guys that look like me and he posts them! everyone loves him! Don't tell the feds, but I posted a comment thanking him for his "wonderful" work.... Secret is.... he is copying my free nature..........If I ever get to talk to him I'll tell him Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....





Marge here. I saw my husband saying bad things about Dean Fraser, but I'm sure he is a Cr*p free man. He has good intentions, and I'm not gonna let Homer trash him this way. We're sorry Dean, very sorry....





Homer again! No sorries, there are a lot of people imitating our stylez and we can't be free! Anyway, ....................................Oh, who am I kidding...............I like your work, Mr. Fraser. Please don't kill me...

Anyway, enjoy a video.

Homer out.

Whatever happened to Homer Simpson?

I posted about Google,German dudes and other stuff, but this is the post that will change your lives! I have Twitty! Or anything like that....It's homersimpson at twitty! No, I don't have facebook, and no, you can't leave comments telling me I'm copying you, cause I know it's you, Murdoch!

I've been alive ears enough to witness the creation of the computer, the internet, the playstation and Futurama, but this is the day I'll go down in history as twittyboy Homer Simpson! 

P.S: What a boring post! I don't say anything about how fancy-pants I think I am for havin' a twitty!

Let's all go to Mu's!

You know, like, winter's long gone, and, like, Moe has opened again, so, the other day,while drinking , I found something I want you guys to take a look at!

I have found my true love! German beer! So, like, I met this guy, and he offered me a drink! Boy was it fun! He even told me some German! Aich Been Homer, Whattan Idiot, Crappaface... Boy, those germans have fun! They get to drink bier (or whatever) on the McDonald's! They have fun! They eat 78' long sausages! And they wear hats! 

Till the Berlin wall gets up from falling,

Homer out!

Ahhhhh!

Boy! I haven't Posted for a long time!
Y'now (pronounced you nou) It's a new season, so I gotta catch up!
But you won't believe me! I googled Homer Simpson and guess whiut...3,280,000 results! And wikipedia has a page for me! I think the feds are catchin' up on me.., so if ya see 'em, tell em to cut it out!